February 2012
454 posts
they let us play with markers
but i keep trying to draw infinity.
special skills:
fucking up every good thing that happens to me.
my buddy's three year old daughter is wearing...
poor thing.
they start so young these days.
and that's when i realized
i got my first handjob while watching Elf on DVD.
Anonymous asked: doesn't matter, i'm sure you're super cute no matter what :)
Anonymous asked: you're super cute :)
reading the skype log with bigbootybitchess from...
man.
i was drunk.
on the phone with dad
knock at my door
“hold on dad, someone’s at my door.”
open door
it’s my friend
“DUDE I DON’T KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD OR A BAD THING BUT I FUCKED AN 18 YEAR OLD GIRL LAST NIGHT AND SHE THINKS I WAS ONLY 19.”
“let me call you back, dad.”
allthatmattersisasong:
Why aren’t real girls like the girls on tumblr? You’re all way too beautiful and awesome to be real.
TOLD YOU SO.
We should make a verbal agreement to only kiss...
so in my drunken stupor, i put on GAZA to fall...
GAZA, PEOPLE.
FUCKING GAZA.
good night.
leave me messages.
in my little world
in my sad, little world.
i would never risk the scratch.
emmmtm
japan is amazing and a VERY QUIRKY country. but the people are wonderful and the most polite in the world. wonderful wonderful people.
i’m from ohio.
should they kill me
your love will fill me
as warm as the bullet
emmmtm
i’ve been to japan, the philippines, and thailand.
WHEN
I
WATCH YOU
COME POLLINATE ME
i got this piss in my veins
and these furrowed brows.
emmmtm
yes, ma’am. spent a week in cairnes. the most memorable week of my life, honest to god. the people are incredibly hospitable, the land is unbelievably enjoyable….the entire atmosphere is completely relaxed. i kissed a german girl there. her name was marika and she was fucking gorgeous.
emmmtm
australia is incredible. the most laidback place i’ve ever been. california doesn’t have shit on that continent.